Top Ten Things Not to Use as the Ring Tone for your Spouse/Significant Other/Parent/Boss

1. The FCC’s Emergency Alert System sound.
2. Air Raid Siren.
3. The Navy’s “Action Stations” alert.
4. A Submarine dive alarm.
5. Star Trek’s “Red Alert”
6. The sound of a fire alarm.
7. A child crying.
8. A computerize self destruct countdown from any science fiction movie.
9. The sound of a small, yappy, dog barking.
10. The sound of a phone modem/fax machine connecting.